Thursday, November 13, 2008

CNN Headlines

My home page is set to CNN.com. On a surprisingly frequent basis, CNN makes... interesting headline choices. Allow me to demonstrate:

I read the article for this one and I remember it not being as insane as the headline would suggest.

Well now we're right back where we started.

Look at number 1. No wonder people think we dig up bodies to do baptisms for the dead. (which, in case you don't know, we don't - it's baptism by proxy.)

Hopefully they revisit this in twenty years: "Commemorative Tree Now Tall, Lush"

The More You Know...

This really should be a live developing story. Follow-up: "Mars Lander's Arm Now Extended"

2 comments:

Clint Martin said...

Mars Lander's Middle Finger Extended, Scientists Research Significance...

katie kortman said...

love the corpses and ice cream one. these are pretty hilarious. I am proud of you for doing posts Jacob!